Coming to Edges (in San Jose) on Tuesday, November 11th from 7:30 to 10:00 PM, Unc’ will be lecturing on Alien Abduction.

Does the thought of being tied helpless to an examination table while having your various bodily orifices probed by alien creatures from another world turn you on? Would you really want to see X-Files' Sculley being fondled by a Gray? Are you really a reincarnation of Ming the Merciless? Do you get all wet at the sound of Theremin music? Then don't miss this truly unique class of Unc'.

Unc', demonstrating through the use of an Alien Abduction scene, will show how to use perceptual distortions to do this HOT fantasy scene while doing it with realism and safety. And you won't need a flying saucer (anal probes would be optional, however). He'll examine how to identify the fantasy's elements that provide the turn-on and how to adapt them into a safe scene with only the available props, furniture, lighting, sounds, and--of course--the elements of your imagination. You really don't need to go to Babylon 5 to do such a scene.

Whether alien abduction scenes are really for you or if you just want to learn how to perceptual distortions in a scene, then this class is for you. The truth is out there. Hope to see you there.

Unc’