I recently ran across an article in Slate online called “Victoria's Circuit - Harnessing the untapped power of breast motion” written by Adrienne So (see www.slate.com/id/2193827/). In it Ms So examined the possibilities of harnessing the power of bouncing boobies to power, say, an iPod. The remarkable thing is that in the course of the article, she explored some interesting science and engineering aspects of boobies and bras. Though maybe written tongue-in-cheek (such as the tongue-in-cheek classic, "Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown" (see gendertree.com/a_stress_a...apless.htm) also dealing with the …ahem… …weighty… subject of boobies) you had the germ of an initial design specification – or at least the starting point of some delightful …hands on… research.

But to kinksters such as us, this opens up a whole new world of possibilities. iPods, piffle! Why not power an E-Toy? Imagine: making/forcing a subbie bounce her boobies to:

1. shock herself
2. producing a counter signal to prevent from shocking herself
3. a combination of 1 and 2 – the top gets to secretly apply the external shocking signal
4. run a vibrator attached to her
5. light up an “I’m a SLUT!” sign
6. have a dueling subbie contest—shock each other by bouncing your boobies faster or more energetically
7. etc.

Ahh, the fun, the fun! And a nice bouncing booby show to boot.

And lest we forget cock and balls, the same principle, theoretically, can be applied, although the kinetic energies of the two sets of pendulous masses would be an important design factor. Besides, it’s a well known, scientific and engineering postulate (v.s.v. cocks and balls) that:

The angle of the dangle
Is proportional
To the heat of the meat
Provided…
The mass of the ass remain constant

Nonetheless, enjoy. Learn a little bra science, and keep those creative juices flowing.

Cao-4-Now
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